I will never tire of this sort of thing.
I don’t know how I ever forgot about this perfect blog, but James reminded me of its existence last week and I’ve been weeping with mirth at every deranged entry ever since. There’s something about this particular cadence of humor that reduces me to rubble. Maybe you were around on Tumblr in 2015 and have already been thinking of it constantly for the past six years. But if you, like me, had forgotten? Well.
This is an excellent thread that made me laugh uncontrollably for many, many minutes. I share it with you as a gesture of goodwill.
P.S. I’ve been working on my marsupial impressions, too.